David and Addison couldn’t wait 21 minutes for some freshly baked pie from Carlson Orchard. So half a mile into my jog in the basement on the treadmill they decided to enjoy some themselves. 😂😳😩. #momlife#cantmakethisup#fitmom#buylocal
When you have had enough you have had enough.
On September 4, 2018 I was told that my son is a social misfit who is afraid of his classmates and has no friends.
On September 4, 2018 I was told I am a crazy military veteran.
On September 4, 2018 my doctor wrote me note stating, “(I) suffer from a neurological condition which stems from (my) interactions with the Town of Carlisle, MA and the Carlisle, MA school system. I gave the note to the principal, who informed me fully understands.
On September 19, 2018 after getting approx 30 hypothermic needles in my face and head for the neurological condition I received a phone call from that principal harassing me claiming, “I think my son is special and the rules don’t apply to him because I would not allow the school to punish my son for what they termed was a “innocent” act of bouncing a ball in class when he was instructed to bounce the ball.
My son looked at me and said, “ it’s time”. He filed immediately and I placed the school on notice that the named individuals were to have no contact whatsoever with my son.
I have been interviewing attorneys to handle the civil aspect while I continue with the administrative and Civil Rights aspect of this situation.
Can’t make this up 🤯🙄 If any Carlisle, MA parents want a copy of the complaint my email address is in my bio I will send via email. If you are a Massachusetts Attorney and would like to discuss let me know.
I am so sickened and exhausted... ・・・
🔊 #unbelievable#cantmakethisup#disgusting — A man who reached a plea deal in a case brought against him after choking and masturbating on a woman is now free in Alaska.
Justin Schneider served one year on house arrest with an ankle bracelet and is not slated to spend any time in jail over the August 2017 incident as a result of a deal.
Schneider's arrest came after he allegedly offered a woman a ride and then attacked her, strangled her with two hands until she was unconscious and masturbated on her, according to local Alaska TV station KTVA.
The victim, whose name has not been released and who did not appear at Schneider's court hearing on Wednesday, told police that her attacker, later identified as Schneider, "told her that he wasn't really going to kill her, that he needed her to believe she was going to die so that he could be sexually fulfilled,".
Schneider initially faced four felony charges, including assault and kidnapping, and a misdemeanor charge of offensive contact with fluids, but his plea deal required him to only plead guilty to a single felony assault charge.
The Anchorage DA’s office confirmed that Schneider was sentenced to three years in jail but two of those years are a suspended sentence that he would only have to serve if he violates his parole in the next three years. -
He spent the past year under house arrest with an ankle bracelet which counts for the one year he was sentenced to serve.
He was also ordered to pay $300 in fines and a yet-undecided amount of restitution to the victim.
Assistant District Attorney Andrew Grannik speaking in court about the prospect of Schneider reoffending: "I hope it doesn't happen." “But I would like the gentleman to be on notice that that is what his, his one pass -- it's not really a pass, but given the conduct, one might consider that it is," Grannik said.
Schneider made a statement in court as well, expressing thanks for the process, never mentioning the victim or expressing clear remorse.
The DA said that Schneider lost his job at the local airport and that job loss was a "life sentence."
This motherfucker right here is cold blooded!! ———————
Excerpt From Article:
Justin Foster, 28, of Tallahassee, was ordered held without bail Friday in the March attack.
According to prosecutors, Foster flew from Atlanta to Chicago on March 13, rented a car and drove to the 1100 block of Holiday Lane in Des Plaines, apparently to confront his romantic rival. When Foster saw the victim, he approached him and began striking him in the head repeatedly with a tire iron until he lost consciousness, authorities said.
Foster then carved his initials into the victim’s leg, cut off his genitals and tossed them over a fence, and then left the victim, who was bleeding profusely, near a parked car, prosecutors said. Foster then drove back to O’Hare International Airport and boarded a flight back to Atlanta, authorities said. Source: Chicago Tribune ——————————– TURN ON YOUR POST NOTIFICATIONS!!! Humanfuckery.com-The 🌎 Is Filled With Fuckery!!! Please Feel Free To Share It Here!! #romanticrival#carved
This repair man was caught sniffing a little girl’s underwear....He also stole a pair..Everyone do what this family said.. share the fuck out of this video!! ——————-
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Funniest story EVER! Our friends at @okmotorsports @mitchellclary33 did some work on our golf cart while we were in Arkansas last week to prep it to trade for a different one...I am texting Mitch as I am about to take off on a plane to have it dropped off at the house and when I land I see a text from him saying it was delivered....I get home and no golf cart....so I call Mitch who knows where I live but sent a different guy to drop it off and it was delivered with keys in it to the wrong house! Mitch quickly found our cart and I greeted him with beer in hand! Thank you @okmotorsports ... if you ever need a incredible custom cart call these guys!! Xoxo #blessed#woman#truewifetruemom#momlifeisthebestlife#beautyisyou#funnystory#true#truestory#cantmakethisup#okmotorsport
Time to head back stateside ☹️Flight delayed by an hour and 20 minutes (captain is unsure why the plane came in late) however that’s not the big issue. The big issue you ask? A seatbelt has been stolen and we can’t go anywhere until it’s ‘found’.😒 #truestory#travelerwoes#cantmakethisup
When u done it the 1st time u was acting out.....but when u done it twice.....you made a statement....my trophies be cars ...land...businesses & investments in this barber game....I switch up like gators shoes & bow ties....but u dont see me doe.. .
In my own lane...#CANTMAKETHISUP ......#CLIPPERNOMICS ACADEMY OF HAIRSTYLING
I left work early today and made a beeline for the workshop where I have this heavenly little messy place to PLAY! People! This is FUN!
If you want to try this take it outside on a table that doesn’t matter or put a tarp on a picnic table or something - it does need to be level and it shouldn’t dry against a flat surface because it will glue itself down and you will only make that mistake once! LOL! Even if you just put a hanger under the canvas - at least that’s something.
Oh, and pay attention if your nice neighbor comes to mow your yard. And if you get lawn in your painting, just let it dry and brush off whatever sticks out of the paint. I also take a toothpick and help a fly out. #experienceisthebestteacher#cantmakethisup#truthstrangerthanfiction
I am having so much fun using up all my old paint with this fun acrylic pouring paint deal. It’s like Jackson Pollock had a million grandkids who are just as chill about paint doing what paint wants to do as he was... and some of them are on YouTube making the best messes! It’s maybe a little more chemically sophisticated than his work because there are so many more interesting products available now that he didn’t have. #pourpoorpollock LOL #imadeanartjoke Maybe my fine art degree wasn’t a complete waste? Lol! Hey #ipourlikepollock !! I’m cracking myself up and I have my music Cranked! #sorryneighbors#artistzone
This sort of painting is fun even when it turns out so ugly I know I will paint over it. No worries, I’m in this for the creative process (my happy place) not to make products to sell. I retired from being a professional artist (I’ve retired from a lot of things! LOL) because when you have to make stuff to sell as an artist and you do it for years and years it’s easy to create just for the marketplace and forget to create for the joy in the process. I lost that joy for a while but I’ve found it again. #squee#acrylic#paint#painting#liquidacrylic#pourpainting#artist#artistsofinstagram#artistagram#colors#colorful#colortheory#chemicalreaction#ilovetopaint
For those of you who know Mistah T....I can’t make this stuff up. This is in reference to a certain someone who just purchased a new motorcycle. #cantmakethisup#ilovemyjob#aintnobodygottimeforthat Yesterday’s drama was even better.., just didn’t get it on video. *sigh*