Epic night with great friends for the #revolution3tour , we had a great ride, great #10throw seats center stage and #stp#thecult#bush put on the most #epic real #rocknroll shows ever..@billyduffyofficial @officialcult @bush @stpband @gavinrossdale @grant_fitzpatrick_ @ct3guitar special thanks to @blackhorselimo1 for the great ride @cassieeatworld @gbouliasmith @ianastburyofficial greatest front man ever!
Me: What are you doing?
Conan: You can still see me?
Me: Why…why wouldn't I be able to see you?
Conan: Cause I'm hidden inside this bush.
Me: No you're not.
Conan: Sure I am.
Me: No, you aren't. You're standing in front of a bush.
Conan: You don't know what you're talking about. Did you earn a merit badge for camouflage?
Conan: That's what I thought.
Me: But neither did you.
Conan: Sure I did. I earned it my second year in Pup Scouts.
Me: That's not real.
Conan: Uh, yeah it is. We have a gesture and everything.
Me: Show me.
Me: That is pretty offense.
Conan: To Humans maybe. Expand your horizons.
Me: My horizons are fine.
Conan: Have it your way. Quick look away!
Conan: Stop looking at me!
Conan: DUDE! EYES AWAY!
Me: Eyes away?
Conan: I'm going to poop in your hamper if you don't stop looking at me.
Me: Ok, ok. Fine. Why am I not looking at you?
Conan: See Jean-Claude van Dachshund over there?
Me: That cute little guy over there?
Conan: I owe him a week of treats from a bet I lost to him.
Me: So just pay up.
Conan: No, way, he cheated. I'm not paying him.
Me: So instead you're just going to "hide" every time you see him?
Conan: No, don't be ridiculous……sometimes I'll run.
Me: Smart. What was the bet anyway?
Conan: A limbo contest.
Me: You bet a dachshund in a limbo contest?
Conan: Yeah, I though limbo was something completely different.