"Surely that's not all to it," she thinks, her gaze drinking in the expanse of gravel and grass before her. "Surely there must be more than these damnable roads, more than the empty reflections of fusty glass windows, more than the unceasing green-orange-red-green-orange-red, playing on infinite loop like a drug-addled disco nightmare." As usual, there is no response save the chirping of invisible insects and the dull hum of distant cars.
The others honk derisively when she gets into these moods. She takes macabre comfort in the knowledge that the ignorant are often the first to become dinner.
After a time, she waddles off. A single turd, moist and contemptuous, sticks to the grass on which she once stood. It's already drying in the summer sun.
When you’re driving with the windows down, enjoying your summer weather, and somehow a little drop o’poop makes its way into the hand sitting on your lap.
🙈 I didn’t think much of it because I had a tissue and some Thieves Hand Purifier in my purse. 💪
This is Clark. He, like me, left for work an hour earlier than he had to, and decided to come hang by the river and atone for his sins. Just had a chat with him about the futility of being disorganised in an organised world. Well, I tried to, but he got sick of my shit pretty quickly and told me to fuck off. Apparently he heard about putting laxative in the bread at the Kinsale 7s years ago, and although he understands that rugby fans are donkeys, he'd just like me to leave him alone. #birds#seagull#twat#notimeforme#wanker#comeonrojjj#birdpoop#cork#upthera
When your wishin you were fishin.. clean up and a couple hook replacement. Thanks @187_jigs heavy hitters my go to for quality limits. Helps me host a good fish fry. #187jigs#birdpoop#rottenegg#scrambledeggs
Too cool not to post. While the wife and I were up in South Carolina for the 4th a little bird fell out of a tree. Juliana and my Uncle decided to jump into action. Fast forward to today and “Lucky” is fat and happy. Coming and going as she pleases around the neighborhood. #animallovers#bekind#birdpoop @jej5261
Denna jävla fågel alltså!! Nu när jag börjat stänga balkongdörren efter att den kommer in och bajsar i hela lägenheten så var den inne i barnens rum när jag kom hem.. lilla vädringsfönstret var ju öppet...! Usch, så nu har dem bajsat i hela deras rum