On Wednesdays, I grow purple armpit hair. It took a lot for me to confess this to you. Imagine your lovers face if Valentine’s Day fell on Wednesday. You’re not getting any bro! Don’t let it happen to you.
My name is Alternative Black Guy. This is my story. *Law and Order hammer* #purplearmpitsmatter#alternativeblackguy#alternativeblackguyshow#bruh
Good Morning World. Woke up feeling and looking like Jafari Lemar Kwame Jones from that hood near you. "I'm a #blacklivesmatter activist that has always had white friends and only dates White girls. I connect with them more because they understand me and don't call me "Punk Ass Bitch", "Oreo" or "White Ass Niggah" or.....well there's too many names to name. Also white girls aren't loud and ghetto like all black girls are. I like it when they like play with my hair and stuff too brah."
😂😂😂 All jokes aside.
We all know this guy.
Shoot! Some of you reading this right now are this guy. You do you and stay true to you. We all know that when you crave BBQ (or could careless about gluten free and organic food) needing food seasoned with more than just salt&pepper, you know where to go.😁 I've gott #JUDGEMENTALJOKES this morning. #stopbeingsoserious
Cheers to the #alternativeblackguy . I'm #justactingsilly waking up after having the craziest dreams about "Trump's America", "Black White People" and race relations last night. They weren't nightmares but at the same time they weren't great either.