On Wednesdays, I grow purple armpit hair. It took a lot for me to confess this to you. Imagine your lovers face if Valentine’s Day fell on Wednesday. You’re not getting any bro! Don’t let it happen to you.
My name is Alternative Black Guy. This is my story. *Law and Order hammer* #purplearmpitsmatter#alternativeblackguy#alternativeblackguyshow#bruh