I'm Worms in My Eyes Jason here at Worms in My Eyes Jason's Murder Emporium! I mean, there's so many Worms in my eyes! And there's so many Axes! Machetes! Radios, Corpses and More, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this severed head! Only $200! What about this...microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Worms in My Eyes Jason! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either...did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having Worms in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? Killing? I don't know!