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"They're fun to drive, handy in #traffic, easy to park, and able to shrug off hard use by active individuals and young families... They have elements of the SUV appeal, with good ground clearance and ruggedness. but without the coughs and complexities of 4-by-4 transmission. At the same time, they offer good all-round performance and capability out of town, from motorways to farm tracks." (-car brochure for the 2002 Rover Streetwise) #LiesAllLies #TBT #1983 #mum, #littlebrother, and #me in #overalls #LookWhosTalking #playground #rockinghorse #nostalgia #childhood #RumAndToast
"They're fun to drive, handy in #traffic , easy to park, and able to shrug off hard use by active individuals and young families... They have elements of the SUV appeal, with good ground clearance and ruggedness. but without the coughs and complexities of 4-by-4 transmission. At the same time, they offer good all-round performance and capability out of town, from motorways to farm tracks." (-car brochure for the 2002 Rover Streetwise) #LiesAllLies  #TBT  #1983  #mum , #littlebrother , and #me  in #overalls  #LookWhosTalking  #playground  #rockinghorse  #nostalgia  #childhood  #RumAndToast 
I really must put in a lovely word to Housekeeping that the selection of shirts I left out on the bed weren't to be dry-cleaned. #TBT #1982 #LookWhosTalking #me #shirtless with #WavyHair #BigHair #babyphoto #IAmNotWearingAnyPants #RumAndToast
By the time the child is eighteen, modern city #parents will have spent, on average, a full year of their lives walking with, or driving around, the child. An endless round of school trips, social events, and sporting fixtures means that the child will have covered an average of 23,500 miles, which is roughly the equivalent of circumnavigating the equator. #TBT #DumbStatistics #1970s #That70sShow #pop and #mum in #HongKong #FlareJeans #BellBottoms #BeforeKids #RumAndToast
By the time the child is eighteen, modern city #parents  will have spent, on average, a full year of their lives walking with, or driving around, the child. An endless round of school trips, social events, and sporting fixtures means that the child will have covered an average of 23,500 miles, which is roughly the equivalent of circumnavigating the equator. #TBT  #DumbStatistics  #1970s  #That70sShow  #pop  and #mum  in #HongKong  #FlareJeans  #BellBottoms  #BeforeKids  #RumAndToast 
Toast just made a life affirmation that he would not be treated like free salsa at a Mexican restaurant--“I’m guacamole, y'all! Guac!” And, my mum seems to have forgiven me after I was caught behaving inappropriately with my genitals. #NotReally #TBT #1980s #me #mum #littlebrother #dapper #twinning #embarrassing #RumAndToast
I should have appreciated more often the privilege that I was known to her, that I had a place in her thoughts. #TBT #1970s #sepia #vintage #mum #FancyHat #HighStandards #RumAndToast
Your informed speculation as to why #IAmNotWearingAnyPants is always entitled to my highest consideration. #TBT #1983 #me #toddler #BigHair #candid #ChildhoodPhoto #RumAndToast
Despite decades of being subjected to my father’s atrocious #AsianDriving habits, I’m still alive...#unfortunately. #TBT #1984 #FamilyPhoto #FamilyCar #dad #mum #littlebrother #me #dapper #ShirtAndTie #SuitAndTie #RumAndToast
The right brain is the first to develop in the womb, and it carries the nonverbal communication between #mother and #infant. (-#TheBodyKeepsTheScore) #TBT #1982 #me and #mum #babyphoto #familyphoto #RumAndToast #polydactyl #lefthand and #bilateral #syndactyly
And, now, the news...and, I'm afraid, it's very bad: I'm hungry...and I can't stop shouting...and #Toast is amused by the camera. #TBT #1991 #littlebrother and #me #RumAndToast #twinning #dapper #pastel #threepiece #buttondown
Despite the #waywardness AND the #terrible #danger, the little brother is #extra fun. #TBT #ThatSmirk #1980s #mum #LittleBrother #me #KnottsBerryFarm #RumAndToast #summervacation
“I'll continue to run variations on the interface. But, you should probably prepare for your guests. I'll notify you if there are any developments. Enjoy yourself, sir.” (-JARVIS, in Age of Ultron) #TBT #1982 #me #AlwaysWorking #babyphoto #LookWhosTalking #BritishAccent #RumAndToast
I want to be the #fastest #little boy in the village. #TBT #1982 #me in a #romper #motoring #LookWhosTalking #wavyhair #babyphoto #RumAndToast
"Ideally, the #infant should be kept in a neutral environment to maintain a stable core body temperature with minimal need for metabolic heat production through oxidative phosphorylation. The neutral thermal environment for a given infant depends on size, gestational age, and postnatal age." (-Porth's 8th edition of "Pathophysiology") #TBT #1981 #me #pink #onesie #nursery #babyphoto #mushroomhead #supermariobros #Toad #RumAndToast
I'm afraid that if I were to add up the total hours I've spent over the years in Grand Theft Auto's virtual iterations of #Yosemite, I might discover that I could have spent the equivalent amount of time going on at least ONE weekend road trip to the real thing. (Of course, in real life, I'd be doing a lot less BASE-jumping, offroad racing, deer hunting, and felony police evasion...) #TBT #1994 #summervacation #me #RumAndToast
I'm afraid that if I were to add up the total hours I've spent over the years in Grand Theft Auto's virtual iterations of #Yosemite , I might discover that I could have spent the equivalent amount of time going on at least ONE weekend road trip to the real thing. (Of course, in real life, I'd be doing a lot less BASE-jumping, offroad racing, deer hunting, and felony police evasion...) #TBT  #1994  #summervacation  #me  #RumAndToast 
Someone forgot to warn the vanquished #dragon not to follow from behind. The #LittleBrother farted. The smell was horrendous and the noise, #biblical. The #smile says it all, doesn't it? #TBT #AnimalCruelty #YoungerBrother and #me #twinning #TetFestival #ShadesOfGrey #DIY #handmade #homemade #bespoke #dapper #RumAndToast
"We're #brothers. We're #happy and we're singing and we're #colored. Now, give me a HIGH FIVE!" (-from the intro theme music for "The Wayans Brothers") #TBT #1991 #littlebrother and #me #RumAndToast #twinning #dapper #homemade #handmade #threepiece #bespoke #suits #wrongshoes
Despite being fully functional, that #umbrella was completely #ineffective. #TBT #1992 #me #mum and #littlebrother exceeding the weight capacity on the #aluminium #lawnchair. #RumAndToast
To describe the excessive length of my #homemade trousers is to invite public humiliation, ridicule, and disbelief. (I’m in the blue, but I’ve always wanted to be the raccoon.) #TBT #1992 #me #FamilyPhoto #RumAndToast
To describe the excessive length of my #homemade  trousers is to invite public humiliation, ridicule, and disbelief. (I’m in the blue, but I’ve always wanted to be the raccoon.) #TBT  #1992  #me  #FamilyPhoto  #RumAndToast 
I am not evading you. I offer you my full assurance that I shall pay the dinner bill...but you don’t take ApplePay and I seem to have misplaced my wallet. #TBT #1982 #LookWhosTalking #me #babyphoto #elephantintheroom #wavyhair #RumAndToast
I like money. I like the things that happen when you give it away. #TBT #1987 #me and #littlebrother #RedEnvelope #chinesenewyear #handmade #homemade #bespoke #SuitAndTie #ShirtAndTie #bowtie #necktie #dapper #RumAndToast #shadesofgrey #bookingphoto #mugshot #wrongshoes
“Never #blink facts just because they don’t agree with your theory”...even when you're #squinting. #TBT #1993 #JuniorHigh #me #SameHair #RumAndToast
This state of being affords me #happiness too exquisite for expression. #TBT #1982 #me #LookWhosTalking #infant #sleeping #BottomsUp #babyphoto #RumAndToast
It didn't take a genius to figure out that, with those #webbedfingers, I wasn't going to ever be a virtuoso pianist (nor a particularly fast typist). Unfortunately, intelligence was a rare thing among authority figures...still is, come to think of it. #TBT #1982 #me #babyphoto #syndactyly #RumAndToast
It didn't take a genius to figure out that, with those #webbedfingers , I wasn't going to ever be a virtuoso pianist (nor a particularly fast typist). Unfortunately, intelligence was a rare thing among authority figures...still is, come to think of it. #TBT  #1982  #me  #babyphoto  #syndactyly  #RumAndToast 
“The #penitent man will pass...gas.”... Let me clarify: “I just broke wind”...I mean, “you can’t fix this wind”...like, “requesting a HazMat unit to this location, Code 3.” #TBT #1982 #me #happy #gleeful #flatulence  #babyphoto #toddler #LookWhosTalking #RumAndToast
What this #warm, #furry #blue top gives #me is the #sensation of being #fashionable without the expense and inconvenience of actually achieving it. #TBT #1982 #stunned #CameraShy #toddler with #mum 🖕🏻😱😂 #RumAndToast #babyphoto
"Not only have you built something utterly #useless and #complicated, it's #rubbish and #lethal. (Does it come in British Racing Green?)" #TBT #1986 #me #toddler #LookWhosTalking #RumAndToast #SingleSeater #OpenWheel #monocoque #midEngine #EarlyEfforts
I’m no “#foodie.” To play that role, I’d have to complain and discriminate way more...and, that sounds like too much work. #TBT #1982 #me, #babyphoto, #porridge #spoonfed, and #mealprep by #mum #RumAndToast
That's clever. Very, very clever. And, let me give you some evidence of just HOW clever. #TBT #1982 #me #blushing #wavyhair #onesie with a #cardigan #babyphoto #LookWhosTalking #RumAndToast
Unfortunately, I don't feel I'm #exploring the outer reaches of this vehicle's potential in this #appalling traffic. #TBT #1982 #me #topless #Motoring #LookWhosTalking #BritishAccent #wavyhair #babyphoto #RumAndToast #iamnotwearinganypants
Yeah, I lift. (Well, if I’m perfectly honest, not really. Give me a decade or two to get started.) #TBT #1982 #me #confidence #shameless #wavyhair #babyphoto #LookWhosTalking #RumAndToast #syndactyly and #polydactyly on left hand
Mum, come quick! It seems this #television programme is turning out to be not as dreary as you might expect. #TBT #1981 #me #tiny #babyphoto #LookWhosTalking #ChristmasTree #RumAndToast
"Under a facade of compliance, there was an incredible amount of #wariness and #mistrust. The #anger and #suspicion seemed to have become a necessary defense." (-Notes from Dr. Bear, regarding yours truly) #TBT #1982 #me #babyphoto #RumAndToast
It takes #tremendous energy to keep functioning while carrying the memory of #grief, #terror, and the #shame of utter #weakness and #vulnerability. (Dr. #BesselVanderKolk, in “The Body Keeps The Score”) #TBT #1982 #me #babyphoto #ElephantInTheRoom #RumAndToast
Excuse me, madam. I’ll only be a moment, but, may I trouble you for your Wi-Fi password? #TBT #1981 #onesie #me #babyphoto #LookWhosTalking #freezing #RumAndToast
So, now we know: the savage boy is cunning, too. #TBT #1981 #me #sleeping #afterhours #babyphoto #RumAndToast
A couple of things: 1) If anyone asks, we never met. 2) If I call, pick up the phone; it might be important. #TBT #1982 #me #PickingAndFlicking #NoShame #babypicture #officehours #afterhours #RumAndToast #syndactyly #polydactyly
“Its true nature is a mystery and yet it is part of me... I wish to understand it. The more I do, the less it controls me. One day, who knows? Maybe I will control it.” (-The Vision, explaining the Mind Stone, in “Captain America: Civil War”) #TBT #1982 #smug #me #wavyhair #babypicture #crib #nursery #RumAndToast
“Its true nature is a mystery and yet it is part of me... I wish to understand it. The more I do, the less it controls me. One day, who knows? Maybe I will control it.” (-The Vision, explaining the Mind Stone, in “Captain America: Civil War”) #TBT  #1982  #smug  #me  #wavyhair  #babypicture  #crib  #nursery  #RumAndToast 
If I’d known it would be this easy, I would’ve #LostMyMind years ago. #TBT #1988 #familyphoto #littlebrother #bewildered/#embarrassed and #me in a #homemade #straitjacket #RumAndToast
Predictability is a crucial ingredient in any meaningful relationship. #LessonsLearned #TBT #1987 #Mum, #me, and #littlebrother. #RumAndToast #Sweatsuit #Tracksuit (Pre-amputated #syndactyly [#webbedfingers] and #polydactyly [#extrafinger] are VERY visible on my left hand on the fourth and fifth fingers)
Greetings. My calculations show what you must already know: #NippleTassles don't belong on any #handmade #bespoke #suit. #TBT #1988 #me #smug #SuitAndTie #dapper #RedRibbon #NipplePiercing #WaitWhat #DoingItWrong #RumAndToast #WTNresearchAfterHours
On my way to steal yo...food! #TBT #1994 #periworkout #RumAndToast #burgundy #ToyotaPrevia
What is a "#legacy"? It's planting seeds in a garden that you will never get to see. (-Hamilton, The Musical) #TBT #1994 #mum, #dad, #me (#BigEars), and #littlebrother #RumAndToast #Yosemite #summervacation
When you're young there's this compulsion to shout to be heard. But, as maturity sets in, you just want to have a conversation. I'm not sure if either gets to happen the way we hope for. #TBT #1987 #childhood #me #alldressedup #dapper #toothless #RumAndToast
In the presence of great art, some more capacious psychological function becomes possible. The mental "space" formerly in the service of protecting, guarding, and advancing the self (or its "prestige") is now free to be in the service of someone or something else. Thus is the ethical alchemy of the phenomenon of beauty. (-Elaine Scarry) #RandomThoughts #TBT #1993 #littlebrother and #me #summervacation #SanFrancisco #PalaceOfFineArts #RumAndToast
Beauty, as both Plato’s Symposium and everyday life confirm, prompts the begetting of children: when the eye sees someone beautiful, the whole body wants to reproduce the person. Unfortunately, #ResultsMayVary. #TBT #1987 #mum #me #FaceReveal #toothless and #littlebrother #FiftyShadesofGrey #IAmNotWearingAnyPants #handmade #necktie #tailored #bespoke #SuitAndTie #ShirtAndTie #dapper #neckwear #RumAndToast
*impersonating James May* Now, viewers, let me be entirely honest with you: When I woke up this morning and got out of bed to come and review this coffee table, it was with a certain amount of #disquiet. #TBT #1988 #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #me #FiftyShadesofgrey #IAmNotWearingAnyPants #handmade #tailored #bespoke #SuitAndTie #ShirtAndTie #necktie #dapper #toothless #rumandtoast
Wearing a #necktie of visibly insufficient length forces the wearer to attempt obligations which are inappropriate for the social context and interferes with the normal course of the occasion's maturation. #TBT #1990 #IAmLying #familyphoto #littlebrother #mum #me #IAmNotWearingAnyPants #homemade #SuitAndTie #dapper #neckwear #RumAndToast
It's so easy for me to forget that there have always been necessary, important, fully-expected phases of #GrowingUp that were very certainly #NotPretty. The idealized cathedral, of beautiful memories I wish I could accumulate, does not always match the often-disappointing reality of known (and, unknown) physiological processes...except when #laughter and #pain, for a brief moment, can both successfully occupy the same sacred space. #TBT #1988 #me #delirious #happy #facepaint #toothless #RumAndToast #wtnresearchAfterHours
It's so easy for me to forget that there have always been necessary, important, fully-expected phases of #GrowingUp  that were very certainly #NotPretty . The idealized cathedral, of beautiful memories I wish I could accumulate, does not always match the often-disappointing reality of known (and, unknown) physiological processes...except when #laughter  and #pain , for a brief moment, can both successfully occupy the same sacred space. #TBT  #1988  #me  #delirious  #happy  #facepaint  #toothless  #RumAndToast  #wtnresearchAfterHours 
My #littlebrother was dabbing long #beforeitwascool…apparently. #TBT #1994 #me #auntie #mum and #pop #RumAndToast #familyvacation #summervacation
"The #brothers had an animal cunning sufficient to make their apprehension by law enforcement a demanding enterprise, and a street-smart knowledge of law that had allowed them to manipulate the legal system with remarkable success. They also had principles." (-a description of the Patterson twins, from Tom Clancy's "Clear and Present Danger") #TBT #1993 #SummerVacation #SanFrancisco #LombardStreet #childhood #littlebrother #me #RumAndToast
It's summer right now. But, in the midst of my heat-induced delirium, I can't stop bumping the Dave Brubeck (Holiday) radio station on my Pandora app. #TBT #1986 #familyphoto #FiftyShadesOfGrey #handmade #homemade #SuitAndTie #ShirtAndTie #dapper #neckwear #bespokesuit #RumAndToast
I was never quite comfortable with the idea of the compulsory holiday observance every October of Christopher Columbus "discovering" America in 1492. So, that's me, in fifth grade, dressed as Chinese Buddhist missionary Hoei-Shin, who sailed east in A.D. 499 and returned with samples of the native Maguey/agave plant. I still got that hat. #TBT #1992 #me #costume #SchoolProject #RevisionistHistory #childhood #RumAndToast
I was never quite comfortable with the idea of the compulsory holiday observance every October of Christopher Columbus "discovering" America in 1492. So, that's me, in fifth grade, dressed as Chinese Buddhist missionary Hoei-Shin, who sailed east in A.D. 499 and returned with samples of the native Maguey/agave plant. I still got that hat. #TBT  #1992  #me  #costume  #SchoolProject  #RevisionistHistory  #childhood  #RumAndToast 
The #nature of anything is achieved gradually, through a painstaking process of #TrialAndError, breach and repair. #TBT #1994 #hiking #Yosemite #SentinelFall #me #RumAndToast
"I wonder, how soon, and what sort, of an atrocity I'd have to commit to earn a #straitjacket tailored to my unique fit?" #TBT #1988 #LookWhosTalking #familyphoto #littlebrother #me #unusuallyhappy #toddlers #RumAndToast
"We don't know who he was. He wore a suit. Self-learned. The worst. Busiest in the head. Doesn't drink. Had biscuits and meetings." #TBT #1987 #me #obscure #toddler #DressShirt #SleevesRolled #RumAndToast #hydrocephaly
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you ever need a pair of young, reliable, mature, strong, well-educated men, do not waste your time calling these boys. #TBT #1993 #SummerVacation #SanFrancisco #GoldenGateBridge #tourists #me #beforemuscles #SameHair #squinting #hangry and #littlebrother #sweetcheeks #RumAndToast
At some point in the #summer of #1994, I went with my family on a road trip to #Yosemite. We took dozens of pictures. Yet, for some reason, I can't remember ANY of it. This normally wouldn't bother me, but, today, it does. (I'm genuinely frightened.) #NotNow #TBT #me #bouldering #hiking #RumAndToast #scrapbooking #afterhours
Dearest Mother! This tastes absolutely marvelous! What is this called? I must provide it for entertainment at society parties. It's good money! And this #furniture--where might I view the entire collection? #TBT #1982 #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #childhood #me #babyphoto #onesie and #mum #RumAndToast #scrapbooking #afterhours #cheatmeal #comfortfood
Apparently, 2017JAN28 was Chinese New Year. Even after getting the usual red envelopes and festive candy, I made plans to make plans...and eventually didn't. I'm doing to holidays and vacations what people do to fitness goals. #sigh #ImLosingIt #TBT #1990s #FamilyPhoto #Mum #me #littlebrother #RumAndToast #scrapbooking #stormcloudsbrewing
"Word reached me that you lot were talking utter rubbish." #TBT #1984 #littlebrother #babyphoto #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #SundaySermon #rebuke #exhortation #edify #childhood #HugLife #RumAndToast #scrapbooking
"He learned from his #mistakes readily enough, but lacked then the formal training that might have enabled him to learn from the mistakes of others--and what was intelligence training but the institutional memory of lessons hard-earned from the mistakes of others?" (-"Clear and Present Danger" by Tom Clancy) #TBT #1995 #bandgeek #firstchair #drumline #backpain #hearingimpairment #me #rumandtoast
My #childhood was, to be honest, hideously #revolting. But, when hindsight reluctantly proclaims I did glean a few #useful tricks from the complete mess I made, hindsight is talking absolute...sense. #TBT #1991 #me #MiniMe #homegym #postworkout #RumAndToast
"Mother, permit me to express this concern: I #fear some members of this congregation may be making character judgments based on my mullet hairstyle. My childhood is not just ruined. It's expensively ruined." #TBT #1981 #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #me #babypicture #insecure #toddler #pastel #onesie #familyportrait #mum #pop #rumandtoast
"Well, I'm very pleased to report that my prejudices remain completely intact. This #HolidayParty is #rubbish... It promises to be a bit #dramatic. And, by dramatic, I mean '#appalling.' Let us hope I'm wrong." #TBT #1982 #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #me #antisocial #christmasparty #toddler #corduroy #pessimist #scrooge #rumandtoast
"...and, best of all, despite having an extremely unorthodox suspension arrangement, it offers a remarkably #comfortable #ride as well." #TBT #1984 #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #littlebrother #toddler #MotoringJournalist #RumAndToast #rubberducky
"Remember: That is the account number and activation code for the secure account in Switzerland. You can only make withdrawals on Monday and Wednesday. The amount in the account can be checked at any time. Okay?” #TBT #1985 #BritishAccent #pedantic #me with #bored #deadpan #littlebrother #RumAndToast #beachphoto #familyphoto #LookWhosTalking #qotd
This is from my "Awkward Big Ears" phase...from which I am still attempting to evolve out of. #TBT #1993 #me and #littlebrother #childhood #preteen #RumAndToast
"Now, that...that right there is the #ingenuity that marks my neckwear creations aside..." #TBT #BritishAccent #LookWhosTalking #problemchild #badchild #me and #mum #1982 #sewingmachine #OSHAviolation #danger #peligro #cuidado #RumAndToast
I still use this blue #blanket in my reading corner as a #lapblanket. Now, I know why. #TBT #1983 #littlebrother #littlecreatures #babybrother #grinning #securityblanket #LinusVanPelt #LinusBlanket #ThrowBlanket #RumAndToast
#Freedom from crime and violence are key components of development. Freedom from fear is as important as freedom from want. It is impossible to truly enjoy one of these rights without the other. #TBT #1970s #mum #schoolteacher #recess #barefoot #vietnamese #AoDai #RumAndToast
"Use this time to make #mistakes without the whole world hearing about them. Keep tweaking. Work out the kinks. Test #RandomIdeas. #TryNewThings. No one knows you, so it's #NoBigDeal if you mess up. #Obscurity helps protect your ego and preserve your #confidence." (-Jason Fried, #ReWork) #lessonslearned #TBT #1982 #babypicture #me #wavyhair #curlyhair #topless #chesticles #walker #syndactyly #polydactyly #rumandtoast
Plenty of people want to be seen driving a high-performance, racetrack-developed exotic car. But, few people care about the properly strict tuning, maintenance, and service requirements. Fewer still would even take the time to responsibly explore the limits of its performance envelope. #TBT #1984 #me #openwheel #singleseater #slicksandwings #babyblue #blueboy #pastel #bigcollars #tubesocks #wavyhair #myfirstcar #RumAndToast
There's my #adorable, #goodlooking, #hardworking, #ladypleasing #littlebrother #Toast again. It's no wonder he would be the one to grow up into the raving #lunatic of a sports fan. (Your eyes do not deceive you. Those were real #diapers with the #LADodgers emblem.) #TBT #1985 #vintage #rumandtoast
I suppose asking to borrow a #cupofsugar is a step too far. (-Lancelot, in Kingsman--The Secret Service) #TBT #1983 #me and #mum #RumAndToast
A former boss once lectured to me that everyone and anyone, no matter how tough/fast/equipped/trained/organized, has at least one #weakness--something that, as he defined it, if threatened, causes one to drop everything and rush to help #NoMatterTheCost. These two are my biggest. #TBT #1983 #Mum and #littlebrother #rumandtoast
A former boss once lectured to me that everyone and anyone, no matter how tough/fast/equipped/trained/organized, has at least one #weakness --something that, as he defined it, if threatened, causes one to drop everything and rush to help #NoMatterTheCost . These two are my biggest. #TBT  #1983  #Mum  and #littlebrother  #rumandtoast