The theme for the Santa Claus Parade this year is “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – and Santa sent us an early gift….red noses! 🔴🔴
At 3:30 pm, the @schombergskatingclub and the Girl Guides Club will begin distributing “red noses” to kids young and old, as they claim their spot along Main Street for the afternoon parade. 🔴🔴 Last year was a record Santa Claus Parade and this year’s parade is turning out to be even bigger, better and more stupendous. More floats, more animals, more music and an incredible amount of Red Noses everywhere! What a spectacular way to open our A Main Street Christmas.
🔴🔴 Gates open at 3 pm. Parade begins at 4 pm. (December 1st, Main Street Schomberg)
🎵Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight🎶 You can find this adorable reindeer in my Etsy shop!(https://www.etsy.com/listing/655620329/reindeer?ref=shop_home_active_7) #christmas#etsy#rudolph#handmade#reindeer
#Rudolph ... had crazy correlations about metaphors of Christ, krsna, Santa, Jefferson, and Declaration of Independence ... but something about #bicentennialmall
I have misplaced an important piece ... while repairing. 😕
I bought my family matching Rudolph onesies as our Christmas PJs. They arrived today, and now I have so many questions.
Do you wear a bra with a onesie? Because I’m a saggy Rudolph without one.
Why don’t they make the hood large enough for an actual human head?
Do I zip it all the way up or show some tasteful Christmas cleav?
Have you ever seen a more unflattering shade of brown?
Why doesn’t my daughter ever play with the stupid Barbie Dreamhouse behind me?
Why is my tail in the middle of my back? No one’s ass is that high. Unless yours is and then I’m sorry but you’re lying.
Have you seen any Santa sleighs? Because I am ready to use my nose so bright to lead a team of formerly punkass reindeer to Christmas victory🎄🎅🏼 **
P.S. I sent my husband that tail photo because he’s out of town and I apparently have a secret desire for a sexless marriage.
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