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Gouda Chips with Guacamole. Looks nice, but big fail. 🤢 The Gouda chips tasted absolutely awful. 🤮 Not sure where I went wrong. Enjoying the guacamole now with fresh Emmental and some slices of dried meat.

#keto #ketodinner #ketofail
Gouda Chips with Guacamole. Looks nice, but big fail. 🤢 The Gouda chips tasted absolutely awful. 🤮 Not sure where I went wrong. Enjoying the guacamole now with fresh Emmental and some slices of dried meat. #keto  #ketodinner  #ketofail 
So the potatoes make this meal a #ketofail ,but it was totally worth it 🤷🏽‍♀️
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#foodieforlife #kabobs #foodporn #nobodysperfect #fitliving #foodspiration #aboutlastnight
And how is your diet going? 😂🍟🌭 Sausage queen strikes again! #currywurst #pommes #fries #friet #carbs #foodie #eatingfortheinsta #idontgiveafuck #hello #lunch #ketofail 🎉
Yes I ate them all. Grrrrr.. stress eating. #ketowoes #ketofail
Made some bruschetta to take to work tomorrow...but first I sample it. Lol. Sooo not keto. #ketofail
Made some bruschetta to take to work tomorrow...but first I sample it. Lol. Sooo not keto. #ketofail 
Real Talk! I don't BBQ, I prep and season and prepare the dishes! My @yonderco is the BBQ master. I asked him to teach me his ways and I failed so hard!!! Burnt af 🔥. .
Edit: I forgot them on the BBQ because I was too busy teaching my daughter headers ⚽️ #fifa18 .
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#bbqfail #ketofail #forgotten #keto #ketofam #ketosis #ketosis #ketones #ketofood #ketodiet #ketotransformation #ketobbq #ketokebab #ketolife #ketolifestyle #ketomom #ketocommunity #ketofood #ketofoodie #ketodiet
Real Talk! I don't BBQ, I prep and season and prepare the dishes! My @yonderco is the BBQ master. I asked him to teach me his ways and I failed so hard!!! Burnt af 🔥. . Edit: I forgot them on the BBQ because I was too busy teaching my daughter headers ⚽️ #fifa18  . .. . #bbqfail  #ketofail  #forgotten  #keto  #ketofam  #ketosis  #ketosis  #ketones  #ketofood  #ketodiet  #ketotransformation  #ketobbq  #ketokebab  #ketolife  #ketolifestyle  #ketomom  #ketocommunity  #ketofood  #ketofoodie  #ketodiet 
My fluff didn’t do the one thing it was supposed to do... fluff!!! Asshole. Today ain’t yo day. I added nibs and walnuts and made this fluff my.... ice cream! #ketofluff #ketodesserts #ketofail
My fluff didn’t do the one thing it was supposed to do... fluff!!! Asshole. Today ain’t yo day. I added nibs and walnuts and made this fluff my.... ice cream! #ketofluff  #ketodesserts  #ketofail 
Well guys, I said I would keep it real, so here it is:
I’ve been eating out a lot the past few days which makes tracking macros really difficult, although not impossible. I was so excited to come home to spiralize and cook my zucchini with ground turkey and sausage! So I get out my zucchini and start spiralizing. I notice it’s more watery than normal but meh, I keep going. Then it starts to smell really fresh...
like a cucumber....
I taste a piece and discover, I have in fact, spiralized half of a cucumber! And this is the zucchini I supposedly bought at the grocery store. But like any lazy college kid, I throw it in the frying pan anyway. And what do you know - it’s actually not terrible!

Lessons learned:
1. Double check that my zucchini is actually zucchini at the grocery store
2. Cooked cucumber smells really bad
3. I will eat almost anything covered in marinara sauce
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#ketolife #ketofail #ketonesforfuel #collegeketo #adultingishard #cucumbernotzucchini #cucumbernoodles #ketopasta
Well guys, I said I would keep it real, so here it is: I’ve been eating out a lot the past few days which makes tracking macros really difficult, although not impossible. I was so excited to come home to spiralize and cook my zucchini with ground turkey and sausage! So I get out my zucchini and start spiralizing. I notice it’s more watery than normal but meh, I keep going. Then it starts to smell really fresh... like a cucumber.... I taste a piece and discover, I have in fact, spiralized half of a cucumber! And this is the zucchini I supposedly bought at the grocery store. But like any lazy college kid, I throw it in the frying pan anyway. And what do you know - it’s actually not terrible! Lessons learned: 1. Double check that my zucchini is actually zucchini at the grocery store 2. Cooked cucumber smells really bad 3. I will eat almost anything covered in marinara sauce . . . #ketolife  #ketofail  #ketonesforfuel  #collegeketo  #adultingishard  #cucumbernotzucchini  #cucumbernoodles  #ketopasta 
Ive been craving stuffed French toast for weeks! Sooo.. I made the cream cheese keto pancakes idk if maybe I just made them wrong but they were awful!! #ketofail #imstillhungry
Ive been craving stuffed French toast for weeks! Sooo.. I made the cream cheese keto pancakes idk if maybe I just made them wrong but they were awful!! #ketofail  #imstillhungry 
The person who created this recipes SITS ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!😳😳😳 #ketofail #ketorecipefail
#ketofail not sure why but I dropped again. My macros were almost perfect (I went a little higher with my carbs but still way under 50g).... I did not go to the gym yesterday - can that cause the drop? #ketoquestions #ketones #macros
#ketofail  not sure why but I dropped again. My macros were almost perfect (I went a little higher with my carbs but still way under 50g).... I did not go to the gym yesterday - can that cause the drop? #ketoquestions  #ketones  #macros 
EPIC FAIL this morning 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ forgot to add the egg in the pastry so when my beautiful cinnamon twists went in the oven it all became one very big flat cinnamon pancake instead 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 Good thing it still tastes good 😂

#ketofail #ketodessert #cinnamontwist #lowcarb #nosugar #epicfail #keto #ketolife #ketoaf
EPIC FAIL this morning 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ forgot to add the egg in the pastry so when my beautiful cinnamon twists went in the oven it all became one very big flat cinnamon pancake instead 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 Good thing it still tastes good 😂 #ketofail  #ketodessert  #cinnamontwist  #lowcarb  #nosugar  #epicfail  #keto  #ketolife  #ketoaf 
I have been feeling crappy the past few days and I'm almost certain it's because of the way I have been eating. When I do low carb/keto I feel great and then on days when I am like 'ok cheat day....french fries, ice cream, burger buns'...I feel horrible for days after...and I know that I am going to feel bad which is the worst part of it all, because I still eat the shit and I dont know why... Anyway, in an attempt to tell my body and mind that I am sorry for treating it so shitty I tried to eat a few things today for my brain and gut health (kombucha not shown). So I present to you a meal that took me hours to prepare, recipe possibly coming soon 😉....blueberries, walnuts and a drizzle of evoo. #keto #ketofail #lowcarb #weightloss #macfit #ketogenicdiet #thestruggleisreal
I have been feeling crappy the past few days and I'm almost certain it's because of the way I have been eating. When I do low carb/keto I feel great and then on days when I am like 'ok cheat day....french fries, ice cream, burger buns'...I feel horrible for days after...and I know that I am going to feel bad which is the worst part of it all, because I still eat the shit and I dont know why... Anyway, in an attempt to tell my body and mind that I am sorry for treating it so shitty I tried to eat a few things today for my brain and gut health (kombucha not shown). So I present to you a meal that took me hours to prepare, recipe possibly coming soon 😉....blueberries, walnuts and a drizzle of evoo. #keto  #ketofail  #lowcarb  #weightloss  #macfit  #ketogenicdiet  #thestruggleisreal 
We sure love our taco shells haha 🌮🌮🌮
#Repost @lifewithlosalind ・・・
Welp, 12 hours in and already encountered a Pinterest fail. Tried to make cheese taco shells and it didn’t go well. I used Aldis happy farm sharp cheddar slices (only $1.79) and this is what happened 😂 I guess for dinner tonight I’m having half an avocado, diced tomatoes, 2tbsp of sour cream and 3 slices of cheese unaltered. 
Maybe it was the parchment paper, maybe it was the cheese or maybe it was just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #keto #ketofail #pinterestfail #indianapolis #indy #indylife #ketogirl #ketorecipes #ketocommunity
We sure love our taco shells haha 🌮🌮🌮 #Repost  @lifewithlosalind ・・・ Welp, 12 hours in and already encountered a Pinterest fail. Tried to make cheese taco shells and it didn’t go well. I used Aldis happy farm sharp cheddar slices (only $1.79) and this is what happened 😂 I guess for dinner tonight I’m having half an avocado, diced tomatoes, 2tbsp of sour cream and 3 slices of cheese unaltered. Maybe it was the parchment paper, maybe it was the cheese or maybe it was just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #keto  #ketofail  #pinterestfail  #indianapolis  #indy  #indylife  #ketogirl  #ketorecipes  #ketocommunity 
When you drop an entire thing of $14 blue cheese on the floor 😖 #ketofail
When you drop an entire thing of $14 blue cheese on the floor 😖 #ketofail 
Well. #ChefBae cooks for a living. I, however, only do so (barely) recreationally. Tonight I tried cheese stuffed meatballs. The flavor is great! The form, however...is not. Cooking without flour/breadcrumbs is a bit challenging. I’m gonna see if we can make them prettier before we share the recipe! #perfectionist #doh #ketofail #nocarb #vsgeats #vsgcommunity #wlscommunity
Well. #ChefBae  cooks for a living. I, however, only do so (barely) recreationally. Tonight I tried cheese stuffed meatballs. The flavor is great! The form, however...is not. Cooking without flour/breadcrumbs is a bit challenging. I’m gonna see if we can make them prettier before we share the recipe! #perfectionist  #doh  #ketofail  #nocarb  #vsgeats  #vsgcommunity  #wlscommunity 
Yep! 🙁🤫I have fallen off the Keto Wagon this past month face first into some of my old habits! 🍕 🍚 🍣 🍞 🍨 🥞 🥖 🍔 🍿the stressors of packing my house for the 4th time in 3 years has gotten to me! No excuses. I won’t be in my new kitchen for a while, so I’m going to do my best documenting my keto eating out journey. Traveling to Chicago and NYC (favorite food towns) and not having my own kitchen to cook in for the month of July will not be not be easy but I have been eating keto for almost a year and it has been the best thing ever for my chronic #migraines. #ketofail #backonthehorse #ketoon #felloffthewagon #ketosis
Yep! 🙁🤫I have fallen off the Keto Wagon this past month face first into some of my old habits! 🍕 🍚 🍣 🍞 🍨 🥞 🥖 🍔 🍿the stressors of packing my house for the 4th time in 3 years has gotten to me! No excuses. I won’t be in my new kitchen for a while, so I’m going to do my best documenting my keto eating out journey. Traveling to Chicago and NYC (favorite food towns) and not having my own kitchen to cook in for the month of July will not be not be easy but I have been eating keto for almost a year and it has been the best thing ever for my chronic #migraines . #ketofail  #backonthehorse  #ketoon  #felloffthewagon  #ketosis 
Let me tell you about my adventures in ketoland today...
Pinterest Promise: Cottage cheese crisps by just putting cottage cheese and seasoning by the spoonful onto a hot nonstick surface,  flipping after the top dried,  and enjoying. I actually watched a video.  Looked easy enough.  I'm a smart,  capable hooman.
After 3 batches, i'm done after trying this again.  Although by the final batch,  I did end up with a few tasty wispy,  cheesy crisps. 
#keto #ketofail #pintrosity
Let me tell you about my adventures in ketoland today... Pinterest Promise: Cottage cheese crisps by just putting cottage cheese and seasoning by the spoonful onto a hot nonstick surface, flipping after the top dried, and enjoying. I actually watched a video. Looked easy enough. I'm a smart, capable hooman. After 3 batches, i'm done after trying this again. Although by the final batch, I did end up with a few tasty wispy, cheesy crisps. #keto  #ketofail  #pintrosity 
Day 16, and prep day. We did great today, despite the #KetoFail skillet pizza! 🤣
Tuesday 06.19.18
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@passion8heart and I having a #goldfish mind meld #ketofail #strangerthings
KETO FAIL‼️ I wasn't even thinking about it! I was wondering why I didn't lose 1lb last week. I was popping 4 of these a day because I ran out of my Vit C. There's 7 carbs in 4 gummy vitamins. I guess that's what I deserve for eating my toddlers gummy vitamins. #alwayscheckyourvitamins #ketofail #rookiemistake #ketomom #dork
KETO FAIL‼️ I wasn't even thinking about it! I was wondering why I didn't lose 1lb last week. I was popping 4 of these a day because I ran out of my Vit C. There's 7 carbs in 4 gummy vitamins. I guess that's what I deserve for eating my toddlers gummy vitamins. #alwayscheckyourvitamins  #ketofail  #rookiemistake  #ketomom  #dork 
Let's just pretend last nights carbage didn't happen and start the day out fresh with a delicious coffee drink. #ketofail #keto #starbucks #doubleshotonice #skinnymocha #binge
Saw what appeared to be a recipe for Cauliflower Gnocchi on Facebook, and I was like “Yes, I have everything I need.” Here is a picture mid way through, while my “dough” was resting in the fridge.
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Spoiler Alert: They did NOT work out as planned.
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Once I dropped smaller pieces in the water, it melted into a pile of goo. 😜#ketofail #keto #ketogenicdiet #lowcarb #lchf
Saw what appeared to be a recipe for Cauliflower Gnocchi on Facebook, and I was like “Yes, I have everything I need.” Here is a picture mid way through, while my “dough” was resting in the fridge. . . Spoiler Alert: They did NOT work out as planned. . Once I dropped smaller pieces in the water, it melted into a pile of goo. 😜#ketofail  #keto  #ketogenicdiet  #lowcarb  #lchf 
Drinking my naughty banana sin smoothie and came across a crunchy stalk. Sat here racking my brains as to what this could be and then looked at the very obvious colour. That will be the spinach then! #ditzy #humour #keto #ketofail #thinkingaboutpaleo #smoothies
A weekend of friends, family, celebrations & drinking led to some poor food choices. 🤪🥃😬🤷‍♀️
Oh hey, gallons of water & fasting... #keto #ketogenic #ketofail #dietfail #reallife #food #whoops #drinking #keepingitreal #crownroyal #drunk #drunkaf #humor #drunkhumor #mybad #eatallthefood #backatit #detox #water #shots #dirty30 #friends #celebrate #newday #haha #drinkingbuddies
Cheese chip fail today! I forgot about them until I smelled burning cheese!! I set a timer for the second batch!  I ate it with some tomatillo salsa. It was a pretty tasty snack! #fattyfanny #fattyfannyonstrike #keto #ketodiet #ketogenic #ketosnacks #ketocheesechips #ketofail
Dad gum it!!! #12dollarsadozen #dang #ketofail  #keto #fldfarmfresheggs #sad!!! These were pretty much from the coop to the floor #😰
So I cheated on Keto yesterday... I know shoot me. I started 5/30 and have lost 14lbs so far. Let me tell you it wasn’t worth it... Lol the food didn’t taste as good as I remember so that was a big disappointment. So I’m starting over because it’s never too late. #ketofail #nevertoolate
So I cheated on Keto yesterday... I know shoot me. I started 5/30 and have lost 14lbs so far. Let me tell you it wasn’t worth it... Lol the food didn’t taste as good as I remember so that was a big disappointment. So I’m starting over because it’s never too late. #ketofail  #nevertoolate 
My attempt at keto tortillas was a total failure. They taste great, but completely fall apart if you try to fold them. #ketofail #butimadeketocrackers
My attempt at keto tortillas was a total failure. They taste great, but completely fall apart if you try to fold them. #ketofail  #butimadeketocrackers 
Paula’s Epic Fail Dinner # 2!
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I bought these Shirataki noodles a while ago and hadn’t made anything with them. I decided to make Pad Thai today with my @epicureofficial seasoning even though it was high in carbs at like 15 g of Carbs for 1/4 package.
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I followed the instructions for the noodles and I decided to keep this Pad Thai meatless JUST IN CASE. I made the sauce as instructed and then started combining everything together into A BIG HOT MESS!
➡️ swipe for photo #epicfail
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Either way... that was a fail of a dinner. Probably best that it didn’t workout so I didn’t consume those extra carbs.
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I’m just really pissed at wasting two eggs!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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#epicfailketo #ketofail #theketonewbie #keto #ketorecipes #ketoweightloss #ketosis #ketogenicdiet #ketofood #ketoliving #ketogenic #lowcarb #highfat #fatfueled #fatadapted #ketofam #lowcarblifestyle #ketogeniclifestyle #butterlove #eatmorefat #ketodiet #fatisgood #lowcarbhighfat #lazyketo
Paula’s Epic Fail Dinner # 2! . I bought these Shirataki noodles a while ago and hadn’t made anything with them. I decided to make Pad Thai today with my @epicureofficial seasoning even though it was high in carbs at like 15 g of Carbs for 1/4 package. . I followed the instructions for the noodles and I decided to keep this Pad Thai meatless JUST IN CASE. I made the sauce as instructed and then started combining everything together into A BIG HOT MESS! ➡️ swipe for photo #epicfail  . Either way... that was a fail of a dinner. Probably best that it didn’t workout so I didn’t consume those extra carbs. . I’m just really pissed at wasting two eggs!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ . #epicfailketo  #ketofail  #theketonewbie  #keto  #ketorecipes  #ketoweightloss  #ketosis  #ketogenicdiet  #ketofood  #ketoliving  #ketogenic  #lowcarb  #highfat  #fatfueled  #fatadapted  #ketofam  #lowcarblifestyle  #ketogeniclifestyle  #butterlove  #eatmorefat  #ketodiet  #fatisgood  #lowcarbhighfat  #lazyketo 
#Repost @ashleyandjoegoketo this is worth a share of you’re trying to make mayo😂😂 who has a good recipe? We kinda warmed up to this green shade of mayo haha ・・・
Took a stab at homemade mayo... not my best effort to be honest! The consistency is good, but the taste is kinda ehh. I’m thinking I used too much of the oil, or the type of oil I used isn’t good for this. Or it could have been the ground mustard I used expired like 3 years ago😂 oh well- I’ll work on it!
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#ketofail #ketomayo #homemademayo #keto #ketolife #ketomom #ketobeginner #ketorecipes #ketogeniclifestyle #ketokookoftheday #ketogenicdiet #lowcarbhighfat #keto #ketodiet #ketokookoftheday #ketolife #ketosis #ketofam #ketogenicdiet #ketofood #ketofoodie #ketogeniclifestyle #ketoeating #ketolifestyle #eatfatlosefat #fueledbyfat #ketoweightloss #lowsugar #theketokooks #lowcarb #ketomistakes #ketomessups #ketocommunity
#Repost  @ashleyandjoegoketo this is worth a share of you’re trying to make mayo😂😂 who has a good recipe? We kinda warmed up to this green shade of mayo haha ・・・ Took a stab at homemade mayo... not my best effort to be honest! The consistency is good, but the taste is kinda ehh. I’m thinking I used too much of the oil, or the type of oil I used isn’t good for this. Or it could have been the ground mustard I used expired like 3 years ago😂 oh well- I’ll work on it! . #ketofail  #ketomayo  #homemademayo  #keto  #ketolife  #ketomom  #ketobeginner  #ketorecipes  #ketogeniclifestyle  #ketokookoftheday  #ketogenicdiet  #lowcarbhighfat  #keto  #ketodiet  #ketokookoftheday  #ketolife  #ketosis  #ketofam  #ketogenicdiet  #ketofood  #ketofoodie  #ketogeniclifestyle  #ketoeating  #ketolifestyle  #eatfatlosefat  #fueledbyfat  #ketoweightloss  #lowsugar  #theketokooks  #lowcarb  #ketomistakes  #ketomessups  #ketocommunity 
Audrey visiting me in the suburbs! So jealous this girl's always traveling about around the world @travelingdancer. 
Also Keto day #11 got Philz coffee with heavy cream no sugar. Ate way over carb limit this past weekend, ketone strip negative 👎 going to be more strict with carbs this week!
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#keto #ketodiet #ketofail #suburblife #catchingup #catchingupwithfriends
Audrey visiting me in the suburbs! So jealous this girl's always traveling about around the world @travelingdancer. Also Keto day #11  got Philz coffee with heavy cream no sugar. Ate way over carb limit this past weekend, ketone strip negative 👎 going to be more strict with carbs this week! . . . #keto  #ketodiet  #ketofail  #suburblife  #catchingup  #catchingupwithfriends 
Help!! Had my first big #ketofail tonight 😫😭 Was really craving something sweet so I took a shot at making #keto cream cheese brownies. Overall I would give them about a 5/10.. they were too dry and pretty bitter. Does anyone have any suggestions for how to make them more moist and real brownie-like? 
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Help!! Had my first big #ketofail  tonight 😫😭 Was really craving something sweet so I took a shot at making #keto  cream cheese brownies. Overall I would give them about a 5/10.. they were too dry and pretty bitter. Does anyone have any suggestions for how to make them more moist and real brownie-like? The recipe I used was coconut flour and erythritol based. • • • • #ketodiet  #ketorecipes  #ketobrownies  #brownies  #ketogenicdiet  #ketogenic  #ketosis  #ketoweightloss  #lowcarb  #lowcarbdiet  #lowcarblifestyle  #ketodessert  #recipefail  #atkins  #lchf 
I told myself I wouldn’t cheat this weekend but I couldn’t help it and caved and ate some chocolate chip cookies and tortilla chips#ketofail #ketojourney #ketowoe
I told myself I wouldn’t cheat this weekend but I couldn’t help it and caved and ate some chocolate chip cookies and tortilla chips#ketofail  #ketojourney  #ketowoe 
Cheesy eggs for dinner today. So yesterday I had some bread 🙄 and then I justified my poor decisions saying “you already ruined it so you might as well go ahead and drink that milk, eat that rice”. I know one day eating like this won’t kill me, but I feel like I’ve been “off” for the last few days. Here’s to getting back on the wagon and in the right mindset.
Cheesy eggs for dinner today. So yesterday I had some bread 🙄 and then I justified my poor decisions saying “you already ruined it so you might as well go ahead and drink that milk, eat that rice”. I know one day eating like this won’t kill me, but I feel like I’ve been “off” for the last few days. Here’s to getting back on the wagon and in the right mindset.
Reason #724 why I didn’t eat keto again today. #ketofail #starttomorrow
Celebrating Father’s Day with my boys at our local rib joint. I ordered my baby rack ribs without sauce and they were delicious!!😋I blew it with their famous onion rings, though.🤦🏻‍♀️Grateful for a new day!! 🌞#KetoFathersDaymeal #happyfathersday🧔🏽#Annualtradition #ribsandburgers #ketofail #lovemyboys❤️ #mywhys #nevergiveupyourdreams #itsoktho #backontrackagain #ketomama #ketofamilyof4
#Repost @ketohappimess 
So.. we also had the same issue and literally wasted half a jar of delish peanut butter.. just to end up with the gnarliest fail of a fat bomb... S.O.S who has a good fat bomb recipe to save us?! 😂💕🥜🍫
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Peanut Butter Cup Fat BOMBS!

Not going to lie to y’all...these things are NASTY AF 😂 But I bought this new mold and they at least look cute so...here we are. If you have a recipe for these that is actually edible please let me know! ♥️
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#Repost  @ketohappimess So.. we also had the same issue and literally wasted half a jar of delish peanut butter.. just to end up with the gnarliest fail of a fat bomb... S.O.S who has a good fat bomb recipe to save us?! 😂💕🥜🍫 ・・・ Peanut Butter Cup Fat BOMBS! Not going to lie to y’all...these things are NASTY AF 😂 But I bought this new mold and they at least look cute so...here we are. If you have a recipe for these that is actually edible please let me know! ♥️ . . . . . #keto  #ketoaf  #ketodiet  #ketosnacks  #fatbombs  #fatbomb  #ketofail  #ketofailure  #notafatassanymore  #snacktime  #happysnacking  #ketorecipes  #helpmeketo  #ketogenicdiet  #ketogenicliving  #notforme  #kidsdontlikeit  #grossfood  #healthyrecipes  #failed  #fail  #foodfail  #cantcook  #kitchendisaster  #blech  #gag  #nastyaf  #peanutbuttercups 
No readings today as I was out of town - back on tomorrow and yes, I #cheated not a lot but I did cheat- happy to be back at home to continue my journey!! The photo is from #Epcot in Orlando 💕 #ketofail #backontrack
No readings today as I was out of town - back on tomorrow and yes, I #cheated  not a lot but I did cheat- happy to be back at home to continue my journey!! The photo is from #Epcot  in Orlando 💕 #ketofail  #backontrack 
Sorry guys, I've been absent all weekend. So busy with work and Father's Day.
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I had another epic carb weekend. I find it very frustrating. It's so easy to eat vegetarian keto when I'm on my own. I love all the food, the meal prep is easy, I have a great routine now... But as soon as I go out for dinner, or to someone's house, everything falls apart. I really need to start making more of an effort, either avoiding eating situations or eating before and just not partaking in the food at the parties. Something's gotta change because I'm doing so good during the week, and failing on the weekends and not seeing changes on scale. Also I end up feeling like crap on Monday and Tuesday because of all the carbs I eat over the weekend. That sucks too 🤨
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So here's to having a more positive attitude and sticking to healthy changes!
Sorry guys, I've been absent all weekend. So busy with work and Father's Day. . I had another epic carb weekend. I find it very frustrating. It's so easy to eat vegetarian keto when I'm on my own. I love all the food, the meal prep is easy, I have a great routine now... But as soon as I go out for dinner, or to someone's house, everything falls apart. I really need to start making more of an effort, either avoiding eating situations or eating before and just not partaking in the food at the parties. Something's gotta change because I'm doing so good during the week, and failing on the weekends and not seeing changes on scale. Also I end up feeling like crap on Monday and Tuesday because of all the carbs I eat over the weekend. That sucks too 🤨 . So here's to having a more positive attitude and sticking to healthy changes!
We received a lot of questions last week about what to do when the paleo diet isn’t yielding the results you want. 
Maybe you still have too much body fat, low energy, hormone imbalances, or any combination of things. 
As much as we love the Paleo diet in some iteration, there’s nothing that irritates us more than seeing folks not thrive on it and going even deeper into a low carb or keto hole to try to “make” it work. 
If you’ve found yourself looking or feeling in a way that isn’t how you want to look or feel then listen up! 
It’s a bit of a rant cast but it’s a rant well worth taking! Check it out under Bee The Wellness wherever you listen to your podcasts or follow link in bio! 
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We received a lot of questions last week about what to do when the paleo diet isn’t yielding the results you want. Maybe you still have too much body fat, low energy, hormone imbalances, or any combination of things. As much as we love the Paleo diet in some iteration, there’s nothing that irritates us more than seeing folks not thrive on it and going even deeper into a low carb or keto hole to try to “make” it work. If you’ve found yourself looking or feeling in a way that isn’t how you want to look or feel then listen up! It’s a bit of a rant cast but it’s a rant well worth taking! Check it out under Bee The Wellness wherever you listen to your podcasts or follow link in bio! #paleopodcast  #healthpodcast  #wellnesstalk  #fitnesspodcast  #paleodiet  #ketoweightloss  #paleolife  * * * * * * * * * * #ketosis  #paleolifestyle  #paleofail  #ketofail  #weightloss  #glutenfreeliving  #paleo  #primal  #keto  #ketodiet 
This question is for all my keto followers.... Do you ever have a cheat day or a day where you have more carbs than your are supposed to? How do you typically feel the next day? I was good all day yesterday except for dinner/dessert. It was Father's Day and my dad requested chili dogs and tater tots (like a man child 😂) So I ended up having a bun and some tots because I can never say no to tots. And I may have had some B&J Cherry Garcia ice cream. I expected to wake up feeling completely shitty, but I dont. I'm a little foggy but nothing some coffee cant fix. I weighed myself and havent gained an ounce. One thing I did do, which before anyone says anything, I known isnt an everyday thing, I bought a box of Slimfast Carb Cutters. From what the box says, it limits the absorption of carbs and sugars. I dont know if it actually works or if it's a gimmick. If anyone has tried them please let me know. All in all, I dont feel horrible and I have no regrets but I am back on track today. Hope everyone has a great Monday and keep on ketoing on!! ❤❤
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#ketofail #keto #ketogenicdiet #lowcarbliving #ketolife #ketolifestyle #lowcarb #ketosis #cheatmeal #weightloss #weightlossjourney #weightlossdiary #fat2fit #fitfam
This question is for all my keto followers.... Do you ever have a cheat day or a day where you have more carbs than your are supposed to? How do you typically feel the next day? I was good all day yesterday except for dinner/dessert. It was Father's Day and my dad requested chili dogs and tater tots (like a man child 😂) So I ended up having a bun and some tots because I can never say no to tots. And I may have had some B&J Cherry Garcia ice cream. I expected to wake up feeling completely shitty, but I dont. I'm a little foggy but nothing some coffee cant fix. I weighed myself and havent gained an ounce. One thing I did do, which before anyone says anything, I known isnt an everyday thing, I bought a box of Slimfast Carb Cutters. From what the box says, it limits the absorption of carbs and sugars. I dont know if it actually works or if it's a gimmick. If anyone has tried them please let me know. All in all, I dont feel horrible and I have no regrets but I am back on track today. Hope everyone has a great Monday and keep on ketoing on!! ❤❤ . . . . . #ketofail  #keto  #ketogenicdiet  #lowcarbliving  #ketolife  #ketolifestyle  #lowcarb  #ketosis  #cheatmeal  #weightloss  #weightlossjourney  #weightlossdiary  #fat2fit  #fitfam 
My breakfast and lunch today. I maybe had birthday cake and ice cream and beer this weekend. I maybe feel like hot garbage because of it. #water #coffee #carbcoma #ketofail #keto #ketogenic #ketogenicdiet #ketodiet
My megafail #cloudbread 😂😂😂 maybe it will be good for something lol #kitchenfail #ketofail #keto #lowcarb #lchf
Now I know why quitters QUIT. There’s this feeling of defeat. Defeat that’s brought on by a tiny mistake. Or a bowl of 🥣 cereal. I experienced that today when I woke up from my night shift nap. 🙋🏻‍♀️Hi my name is Whitney and I had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles this morning after my night shift 😔 And I woke up and had GAINED 1.2 lbs and was bloaty and just yuck😆
I felt guilty. 😔
I felt defeated. 
In the words of my beloved sister, “you cheated for Fruity Pebbles?!” 😂😂😂 (Yes, I also have a cereal obsession along with the sandwich one) 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I was SO angry and just...pissed off. I have worked harder than I ever have this past week to nurture by body both with diet and fitness and I threw it all away on ONE bowl of cereal?!?! #ketoguilt 
Except I DIDNT ladies and gentlemen. Sure, I probably should’ve avoided the delicious bowl of fruity, sugary goodness that, by the way, I had with unsweetened almond milk, but I didn’t. I enjoyed it! And I shouldn’t throw in the towel because of a fruity pebble!! ‼️PUSH FORWARD‼️ That’s all I kept hearing. This small but loud voice saying “Don’t give up just because you slipped. You didn’t fall. You caught yourself and you’ve got to finish this race!” ....”also you enjoyed that delicious bowl of cereal so screw your stupid thoughts and anyone else who views it as a flaw and PUSH FORWARD!” So....that’s what I’m doing. And I just thought I would share it with you😁 
#push #persist #fitgoals #cerealkiller #fruitypebbles #cerealslut #ketofail #forgiveyourself #pushforward #ketonewbie #keto #dontjudgeme #transformyou2018 #transformyouchallenge #ashlete #neverquitonyourself #myjigglejourney
Now I know why quitters QUIT. There’s this feeling of defeat. Defeat that’s brought on by a tiny mistake. Or a bowl of 🥣 cereal. I experienced that today when I woke up from my night shift nap. 🙋🏻‍♀️Hi my name is Whitney and I had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles this morning after my night shift 😔 And I woke up and had GAINED 1.2 lbs and was bloaty and just yuck😆 I felt guilty. 😔 I felt defeated. In the words of my beloved sister, “you cheated for Fruity Pebbles?!” 😂😂😂 (Yes, I also have a cereal obsession along with the sandwich one) 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I was SO angry and just...pissed off. I have worked harder than I ever have this past week to nurture by body both with diet and fitness and I threw it all away on ONE bowl of cereal?!?! #ketoguilt  Except I DIDNT ladies and gentlemen. Sure, I probably should’ve avoided the delicious bowl of fruity, sugary goodness that, by the way, I had with unsweetened almond milk, but I didn’t. I enjoyed it! And I shouldn’t throw in the towel because of a fruity pebble!! ‼️PUSH FORWARD‼️ That’s all I kept hearing. This small but loud voice saying “Don’t give up just because you slipped. You didn’t fall. You caught yourself and you’ve got to finish this race!” ....”also you enjoyed that delicious bowl of cereal so screw your stupid thoughts and anyone else who views it as a flaw and PUSH FORWARD!” So....that’s what I’m doing. And I just thought I would share it with you😁 #push  #persist  #fitgoals  #cerealkiller  #fruitypebbles  #cerealslut  #ketofail  #forgiveyourself  #pushforward  #ketonewbie  #keto  #dontjudgeme  #transformyou2018  #transformyouchallenge  #ashlete  #neverquitonyourself  #myjigglejourney 
When you are going to cheat, do it right!
#ketofail #keeptheafternoongoing @jenlasvegas @alisonacly
#ketofail lol remind me to never attempt #keto waffles again. Pinterest, you lied!!
#ketofail  lol remind me to never attempt #keto  waffles again. Pinterest, you lied!!
Because today I needed “me.” At some point you learn that you just need to do your favorite things and cater to yourself... sometimes. #selfcare #nurselife 
1. Enjoyed Bullet Coffee while listening to music and reading my Bible #jottaa #keto #Jesus #wishihadadonut

2. I cleaned my kitchen #happiness #bleach

3. I worshipped #worshipislife #piano 
4. I spent 4+ hours working on original music and forgot to eat, but drank my water #ketofail #music #garageband #ipadpro 
5. I worked out  #cardio #strengthtraining #happiness #ohmyquad #6pounds 
6. I found time to literally just sit and breathe, no multi-tasking #breathe 
At the end of the day, I’m better than when I woke up... that’s what we strive for  #goals #betterme
Because today I needed “me.” At some point you learn that you just need to do your favorite things and cater to yourself... sometimes. #selfcare  #nurselife  1. Enjoyed Bullet Coffee while listening to music and reading my Bible #jottaa  #keto  #Jesus  #wishihadadonut  2. I cleaned my kitchen #happiness  #bleach  3. I worshipped #worshipislife  #piano  4. I spent 4+ hours working on original music and forgot to eat, but drank my water #ketofail  #music  #garageband  #ipadpro  5. I worked out #cardio  #strengthtraining  #happiness  #ohmyquad  #6pounds  6. I found time to literally just sit and breathe, no multi-tasking #breathe  At the end of the day, I’m better than when I woke up... that’s what we strive for #goals  #betterme 
Welp, 12 hours in and already encountered a Pinterest fail. Tried to make cheese taco shells and it didn’t go well. I used Aldis happy farm sharp cheddar slices (only $1.79) and this is what happened 😂 I guess for dinner tonight I’m having half an avocado, diced tomatoes, 2tbsp of sour cream and 3 slices of cheese unaltered. 
Maybe it was the parchment paper, maybe it was the cheese or maybe it was just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #keto #ketofail #pinterestfail #indianapolis #indy #indylife #ketogirl #ketorecipes #ketocommunity
Welp, 12 hours in and already encountered a Pinterest fail. Tried to make cheese taco shells and it didn’t go well. I used Aldis happy farm sharp cheddar slices (only $1.79) and this is what happened 😂 I guess for dinner tonight I’m having half an avocado, diced tomatoes, 2tbsp of sour cream and 3 slices of cheese unaltered. Maybe it was the parchment paper, maybe it was the cheese or maybe it was just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #keto  #ketofail  #pinterestfail  #indianapolis  #indy  #indylife  #ketogirl  #ketorecipes  #ketocommunity 
An ice cream sandwich made with a donut?Ummm...yes please! .
We took a (hot) walk around downtown Fort Wayne this afternoon to sample the very popular Yummi Bunni! Here, you are able to acquire your choice of 16 ice cream flavors with one topping on a donut bun to create your newest favorite treat🍨🍨
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Let's just say my keto diet has been wrecked for the week 😂😂
An ice cream sandwich made with a donut?Ummm...yes please! . We took a (hot) walk around downtown Fort Wayne this afternoon to sample the very popular Yummi Bunni! Here, you are able to acquire your choice of 16 ice cream flavors with one topping on a donut bun to create your newest favorite treat🍨🍨 . Let's just say my keto diet has been wrecked for the week 😂😂
McDonald's was really winning today. 🙄 I haven't had a burger from there in years and years, it will likely be many more years before I do again. I'll stick to breakfast. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese, no bun, mayo only. I didn't get the mayo and I got the bun. The other patty pictured is my nephews. He eats a cheeseburger with out the burger. They messed the order up twice. I gave up and ate this. Very disappointed to log the macros after the fact to find I had 6 carbs plus the bit of bread that stuck. 
#McDonald's #KetoAtMcDonalds #BunlessBurgerFail #BunlessBurger #KetoFail #KetoLunch #KetoMeals #KetoFood #KetoFoods #RealFood  #Keto #KetoFam #KetoFamily #KetoCommunity #KetoStyle #KetoWorks #KetoInspired #KetoWorld #KetoDiet #KetogenicDiet #KetoLife #KetoLiving #Ketogenic #KetogenicFood #KetogenicLiving #KetogenicLifestyle #KetogenicFamily #LCHF #Ketosis #IntermittentFasting
McDonald's was really winning today. 🙄 I haven't had a burger from there in years and years, it will likely be many more years before I do again. I'll stick to breakfast. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese, no bun, mayo only. I didn't get the mayo and I got the bun. The other patty pictured is my nephews. He eats a cheeseburger with out the burger. They messed the order up twice. I gave up and ate this. Very disappointed to log the macros after the fact to find I had 6 carbs plus the bit of bread that stuck. #McDonald 's #KetoAtMcDonalds  #BunlessBurgerFail  #BunlessBurger  #KetoFail  #KetoLunch  #KetoMeals  #KetoFood  #KetoFoods  #RealFood   #Keto  #KetoFam  #KetoFamily  #KetoCommunity  #KetoStyle  #KetoWorks  #KetoInspired  #KetoWorld  #KetoDiet  #KetogenicDiet  #KetoLife  #KetoLiving  #Ketogenic  #KetogenicFood  #KetogenicLiving  #KetogenicLifestyle  #KetogenicFamily  #LCHF  #Ketosis  #IntermittentFasting 
Peanut Butter Cup Fat BOMBS!

Not going to lie to y’all...these things are NASTY AF 😂 But I bought this new mold and they at least look cute so...here we are. If you have a recipe for these that is actually edible please let me know! ♥️
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#keto #ketoaf #ketodiet #ketosnacks #fatbombs #fatbomb #ketofail #ketofailure #notafatassanymore #snacktime #happysnacking #ketorecipes #helpmeketo #ketogenicdiet #ketogenicliving #notforme #kidsdontlikeit #grossfood #healthyrecipes #failed #fail #foodfail #cantcook #kitchendisaster #blech #gag #nastyaf #peanutbuttercups
Peanut Butter Cup Fat BOMBS! Not going to lie to y’all...these things are NASTY AF 😂 But I bought this new mold and they at least look cute so...here we are. If you have a recipe for these that is actually edible please let me know! ♥️ . . . . . #keto  #ketoaf  #ketodiet  #ketosnacks  #fatbombs  #fatbomb  #ketofail  #ketofailure  #notafatassanymore  #snacktime  #happysnacking  #ketorecipes  #helpmeketo  #ketogenicdiet  #ketogenicliving  #notforme  #kidsdontlikeit  #grossfood  #healthyrecipes  #failed  #fail  #foodfail  #cantcook  #kitchendisaster  #blech  #gag  #nastyaf  #peanutbuttercups 
As you know I've been trying to maintain a low carb high fat way of eating. While I have experienced some weight loss I've ultimately decided that a strict ketogenic diet is not ideal for me. After experiencing many gi issues as well mental. Not to mention the growing burden on my bank account. I've met other that this way of eating has worked out great but it is not right for me, and I hate to give up. Trying to continue to maintain a low carb budget friendly diet though.
#ketofail #toobroke #willworkforfood #lowcarb #wilbeskinnysomeday
As you know I've been trying to maintain a low carb high fat way of eating. While I have experienced some weight loss I've ultimately decided that a strict ketogenic diet is not ideal for me. After experiencing many gi issues as well mental. Not to mention the growing burden on my bank account. I've met other that this way of eating has worked out great but it is not right for me, and I hate to give up. Trying to continue to maintain a low carb budget friendly diet though. #ketofail  #toobroke  #willworkforfood  #lowcarb  #wilbeskinnysomeday 
Today’s lunch was a big FAIL, y’all!!! It still tasted delicious, but I think I overloaded the skillet pizza with too many delicious toppings 😂 I definitely will stick to FatHead dough from now on! #ketolife #ketofail #foodfail #ghughesbbqsauce #bbqchickenpizza #skilletpizza #lunch #lunchfail #stilldelicious #delish #pizzaforlunch #ketolife #ketodiet #ketoallday #ketofam #ketofood #ketomomma #ketomom
When you are determined to start a low-carb diet, but homemade cheese bread is life. .
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#thestruggleisreal #cheesebread #cheesebun #lowcarb #keto #ketofail #carbsarelife #weightlossfail #weightlossmotivation #gymmotivation #diet #dietfail #fail #procrastination #tomorrow #30daychallenge #thirtydaychallenge #ketolife
Damn shave ice here is almost the size of a human head

#ketofail #dietfail
She’s not playing today! Give her the carbs!!!! How I feel when I have all the kids at home and I wanna pull my hair out! Is summer over yet ?!!! #keto #carbs #nocarbs #ketoliving #ketobaby #ketosometimes #ketofail #carbaholic #carbavore
Expectations Vs. Reality: keto protein muffin edition. Sigh. I tried. Maybe they'll taste ok. #ketofail #keto #baking #therewasanattempt
So this is what happens when you make keto waffles for the first time and the recipe doesn't have enough of a binding agent... 😂😂😂 #ketofail #tastesgoodlooksbad #keto #mountwaffle #ketofam  #eatfatlosefat #lchf
See my insta story for full overview! Super bummed about Smart Sweets gummies! I had a suspicion that they were causing an insulin spike based on how I felt after eating them, so I tested them out today. My suspicions were correct...not keto for me! This is why everyone should test blood ketones to see what foods are and aren’t keto for you—everyone is different!
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#keto #ketodiet #ketoaf #ketomom #ketosis #ketogenic #ketogenicdiet #lowcarb #lowcarbhighfat #lchf #ketogeniclifestyle #ketosisdiet #ketoforlife #ketofam #weightlosstransformation #weightlossjourney #ketotransformation #ketoweightloss #ketones #ketolifestyle #ketocommunity #ketofood #ketoweightloss #ketogenicliving #fatfueled #ketomojo #ketofail
See my insta story for full overview! Super bummed about Smart Sweets gummies! I had a suspicion that they were causing an insulin spike based on how I felt after eating them, so I tested them out today. My suspicions were correct...not keto for me! This is why everyone should test blood ketones to see what foods are and aren’t keto for you—everyone is different! . . . . . #keto  #ketodiet  #ketoaf  #ketomom  #ketosis  #ketogenic  #ketogenicdiet  #lowcarb  #lowcarbhighfat  #lchf  #ketogeniclifestyle  #ketosisdiet  #ketoforlife  #ketofam  #weightlosstransformation  #weightlossjourney  #ketotransformation  #ketoweightloss  #ketones  #ketolifestyle  #ketocommunity  #ketofood  #ketoweightloss  #ketogenicliving  #fatfueled  #ketomojo  #ketofail 
Fat Head Breadsticks with  edamame Bolognese .. first time having edamame pasta.. would have rather just had the meat sauce on the fathead dough! Lesson learnt .. left almost all the pasta! #lowcarb #ketoscotland #ketolife #ketofood #lowcarblifestyle #keto #edamamepasta #ketofail #fatheaddough
Took a stab at homemade mayo... not my best effort to be honest! The consistency is good, but the taste is kinda ehh. I’m thinking I used too much of the oil, or the type of oil I used isn’t good for this. Or it could have been the ground mustard I used expired like 3 years ago😂 oh well- I’ll work on it! #ketofail #ketomayo #homemademayo #keto #ketolife #ketomom #ketobeginner #ketorecipes #ketogeniclifestyle #ketogenicdiet #lowcarbhighfat
I am increasingly incapable of eating anything unless I find it pretty. #priorities  I crave pizza a LOT so I’m slowly making my way through #ketopizza🍕crusts. This was my first attempt at @keto.connect ‘s chicken crust. I know they are proven stars of this #keto world, but I was still REALLY skeptical of this one. I was totally expecting a #ketofail , of which I’ve had a few. I was wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️ This was fantastic! I followed the recipe exactly and topped it with @raoshomemade marinara and his and hers toppings and voila! I ate this pizza with my hands! I love that it holds up and isn’t soggy! I can’t wait to try pizza on fathead dough, but for virtually zero carb this is a win! #missingpineapples #helikesspinachonhispizza #ketohmygodpizza !!!!!
I am increasingly incapable of eating anything unless I find it pretty. #priorities  I crave pizza a LOT so I’m slowly making my way through #ketopizza 🍕crusts. This was my first attempt at @keto.connect ‘s chicken crust. I know they are proven stars of this #keto  world, but I was still REALLY skeptical of this one. I was totally expecting a #ketofail  , of which I’ve had a few. I was wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️ This was fantastic! I followed the recipe exactly and topped it with @raoshomemade marinara and his and hers toppings and voila! I ate this pizza with my hands! I love that it holds up and isn’t soggy! I can’t wait to try pizza on fathead dough, but for virtually zero carb this is a win! #missingpineapples  #helikesspinachonhispizza  #ketohmygodpizza  !!!!!