Post vacation Day 1:
All was well in the morning. There were leisurely chocolate chip pancakes all around and us girls did makeup and nails.
Then the boredom set in, as the girls were coming off a week of being constantly entertained. There was fighting, there was whining, there was typical girl drama.
Mike and I thought we’d combat it with a fun surprise outing. We were gonna take them to dinner and the Incredibles movie.
Then Izzy started losing her mind over who knows what and peed all over the carpet.
We powered though, cleaned the mess, and told Addy and Emma to clean their toys up so we could go on our outing (FOR THEM!). Emma blatantly ignored us and Addy started screaming that we ruin all of her fun.
Yup, we are destroyers of fun. Out comes the standard, “You want ruined fun? Now we’re not going ANYWHERE!!! 😡”
All three girls proceeded to become hysterical, and we sent them all to their respective rooms bawling.
Good times in the Hetrick house folks.
So now Mike and I are left standing in the kitchen trying to figure out what the hell we’re gonna have for dinner. All we know is that it starts with alcohol. 😉🍷🍺 #justanotherdayinparadise#parentingwaseasierbeforeihadkids#wineoclock#postvacationblues#rainyday#cabinfever
Selena: Mama, I’ve been thinking......
Me: oh yeah?! About what?!
Selena: I really think we should get a cow!! Me:........ mmm idk babe, I think you’ll have to talk to your daddy about that!
Selena: Oohh I will!! Heads up @spinnir_21 your daughter wants a cow 🐮😂👩🏼🌾
This is National Geographic’s award winning photo documenting a rare sighting of an endangered species called GI Nika in her natural environment - the concrete jungle.
Top research team from Cambridge University specialized in spotting the introverts had been following her foot steps for weeks under severe mentally draining conditions. One member of highly profesional research group is rumoured to be recovering at the local lunatic asylum and was last seen secluded in the darkest corner of the hospital cantine while chain smoking and babbling »voices are telling me to dress as a Bolshoi Theater ballerina in Swan Lake and dance without stopping throughout the Crimea peninsula insulting Putin’s mother«. A documentary titled »She was present but not really« is to air on BBC Nature in March 2019 and will be narrated by Sir David Attenborough as one of his last projects in the wild.
Stay tuned. #wildlife#justanotherdayinparadise#davidattenborough#nationalgeographic 🐊🦍🦓🐫