My brain is very tired often thruout the day. Similar to sitting thru some intense testing for hours. 😂🤣🙄 I know that sounds like a joke but it's a actual fact. Being ambulanced to Seattle 4 days before my 40th birthday was definitely not on my birthday wish list 3 years ago. HSV-1 Encephalitis (caused from the Chicken Pox Virus) has affected my previous daily capabilities. My brain can still do everything it did before, it just requires many more breaks than most people. At times I refer to myself as "Dory on Finding Nemo" or Drew Barrymore on "50 first dates". I'm writing all this today because it's time to slow down, breathe and appreciate that I am even here to spend Christmas with my Angel. Finally accepting and letting go, is gift enough for me. A huge hug to my Children, Parents, Friends and even strangers who have thrown their love and support my way. Merry Christmas!❤ Enjoy your time with your loved ones its priceless.
It Snowed Last Night.. 8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral: This is life now??!!! There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because people are offended by EVERYTHING
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