Shortly after the announcement that Kip Sabian would be making his iconic debut at Solaris Crown Jewel #Superbad would be bouncing around screens all around the world before a Swift Countdown would begin ...5...4...3...2...1 “ Well well well what have we Here Then? One very handsome hustler and well a Population of unworthy peasants!” Kip would chuckle to himself and fix his hair “ Now I wish I could bring myself to apologise for that incredibly rude remark ladies and gentlemen but then I’d simply be going against my own morals and that is something I’m never ever going to do, Got It? Good! So Crown Jewel Hmm where all where have I heard that before? “ Kip would pause for a moment and stroke his chin “ Oh yeah it’s all these stereotypical brits drool over every time there’s a fucking royal wedding or some shit, oh the royal family blah blah fucking blah get out of my face with that shit the fact of the matter before you people realised Kip Sabian is simply money there was only one Crown Jewel that truly matters” Kip would smirk and Crotch Chop “ There you have it ladies and gentlemen I’ve just blessed your life’s with the most important Crown Jewel on the goddam planet! I mean you could thank me but that wouldn’t be necessary as you’ll never ever get your hands on them!”
Twenty four hours before Marvelous wrestling was about to hold there pay- per- view Destruction Chris Brooke’s would be seen sat on the bonnet of his Land Rover in front of the arena with his Universal Championship proudly on display “ Twenty four hours from now destruction is going to take place Make damn sure you come and join the fun there’s something for everyone to enjoy from a falls count anywhere match between Lio Rush and Chris Ridgeway to yours truly vs Kyle O’reilly in a last man standing match! Now as I’m sure all of you are aware champions got to choose the stipulations and I’m going to explain why I choose my last man standing match right now, see unlike most men tonight that are going to come out and disrespect there opponents I’m not going to do that you see I was brought up by a wonderful grandma who taught me respect gets you further then mistreating people and to be perfectly honest with you Kyle I do respect you quite a lot which is why I’ve chosen this stipulation. You see any fool can get a cheap three count victory on any given day and that’s not what type of champion I want to be! I want to be the guy that went to war each and every damn time my title is lifted into the air for all these loyal fans to see but just because I respect you Kyle doesn’t mean I’m going to back down and lay down and watch as you try to take my title! No you would be also foolish to even think along those lines anything and everything is legal in our bout that being said” Chris would pause for a moment and walk around to the back of his car before pulling out a belt and a lightube before a grimace smirk covered his face.